June 2009
15 posts
as your tumblarity approaches zero, you see a bright light, and hear music…
@kristysf has an unnerving ability to see a minor actor in some TV show, and identify them as having had a bit part in something else. Example:
@kristysf: You know the store manager in that Fiber One commercial? Me: Yeah? @kristysf: He played a busboy on Sex and the City. He hits on Samantha after she gets stood up. Me: …?
This happens all. The. Time. I’m pretty good at recognizing...
btemps: well your life is going to change fairly dramatically in the next few days
ish: as will yours in about 6 months
btemps: yeah my Mr. Funnyman days are in the rear-view I think
ish: Mine too I guess
ish: That is sad
ish: I’m going to go to McDonald’s now and get a Sad Meal (tm)
btemps: it’s the same as a happy meal, but it comes with a photo of you when you were...
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Your place of residence?
bliccy:
lilykily:
This was blogged around the Interwebs this week, but I want to start my own, because a few hundred other people I don’t know were in the other one. Let’s begin with me.
Columbus, Oh.
Portland, OR
Napa, CA
btemps: it is funny how the term wifebeater is 100% acceptable when referring to the t-shirt style
ish: Not everyone finds it acceptable
ish: APOLOGIZE!
btemps: ha
ish: I’d prefer if you’d call them “honeycuddlers.”
btemps: “I just don’t think people should joke about that type of shirt”
btemps: the PR guy for the sleeveless undershirt is really asleep at the wheel
ish: to be...
bliccy:
indefensible:
tbmimsthethird:
“It’s...
Mitch Hedberg
“I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut… I don’t need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don’t need to bring ink and paper into this. I can’t imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, ‘Don’t even act like I didn’t...
brilliantorange:
Oh and Tumblarity? I hope you die in a fire.
WORD.
Me: “Who the hell still rollerblades? Seriously.”
(beat)
@kristysf (pointing): “That guy.”
Me: “Exactly.”